a mashup of the vocals of “school’s out” by alice cooper and the instrumentals of “beat it” by michael jackson

hackitude:

an italian man joins the staff of one of the US’s most popular weekly magazines

he is Time’s new Roman

(via thezohar)

humpty dumpty is never ever specified as an egg but that’s mainly because the rhyme is believed to have begun as a riddle

while being shown around a house I found the computer of my childhood

while being shown around a house I found the computer of my childhood

(Source: Spotify)

shittyexgirlfriend:

Just be glad you guys aren’t me, who pronounced .gif like “Jee - eye - eff” until she was almost twenty

gee, I sure do eff

(Source: namemefish, via moxie-redux)

and i poured my heart out/it evaporated, see?